(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
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To Portman, is to immediately flip-flop on a position due to recently publicized circumstances pertaining to ones own life that contradict previous stance or opinion.
Congressman Kats, who formerly voted against Medical Marijuana pulled a Portman today and is now in favor of such reform after himself being fined for possession of a baggy of marijuana found during a traffic stop.
by TZUNAM1 March 15, 2013
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I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.
by Doghawk_ June 07, 2015
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1. To be overrated.
2. To resemble wood.
3. To be haughty.
1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
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1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
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Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.
by Lord Grimcock August 22, 2007
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Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.
Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.
by Jedi421 January 06, 2009
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