Porn Trail

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The history of sites and their content left on your browser after spending time looking at internet porn.

Example 1: Last night I was bored and I blazed a Porn Trail that would make Ron Jeremy blush.

Example 2: Dude, I used the computer this morning and ran across your Porn Trail. Do me a favor and clear the history when you're done. Nobody needs to see that!

Porn Trail by Shtbird44 July 30, 2010

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Porn Trails

Random dirty words put after the title of a porn video on a p2p program, so that it will be detected by more searches.

Damn porn trails! I get this same video no matter what I search for!

"Hot asian sucks cock--- cunt suck threesome foursome gangbang gay lesbian straight femdom goth teenie licks balls rimjob assfuck farting crapping cumming bukkake rough fuck incest xxx granny milf baby beastiality fucking through hole in wall electrocution tit fuck.mpeg"

Porn Trails by bexposito December 12, 2005

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Porntrait

Porntrait is a portrait of a mostly nude or nude women in provocative poses and costumes.

These porntraits are usually hung in a mechanics garage, or a mens locker room, or dorm rooms.

Example of a Porntrait is a woman in a bra and panties with a hard hat and a tool belt, thrusting her breasts forward and her back side curved out. Not at all ready to do carpentry work, but is ready to work with some "wood".

Porntrait by old knitter May 8, 2014

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porntail

A 1990s male pornstars greasy ponytail

Did you see that douchebags porntail

porntail by ScotE2hotE February 5, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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