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Porn Mommy 

A colloquial term used to describe a character or persona in adult entertainment who embodies the traits of a MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) and is depicted as a mature woman, often a cougar granny, engaging in romantic or intimate relationships with younger men. The term implies that older women, often portrayed as experienced and alluring, are considered desirable figures in certain adult-themed content. It's popular for younger boys to admire older mature women, the older women are lonely old women. These women are commonly depicted as desperate and eager to please or help the younger guy.

Also a term for any older woman that you would want to see as a Granny or MILF in a MILF porn video.
Sara Jay is the ultimate Porn Mommy.

Fergie is a total Porn Mommy.

I wanna turn my teacher Mrs.Smith into my personal Porn Mommy.

My neighbor Mrs.Smith would be such a great Porn Mommy.
Porn Mommy by anonymous November 20, 2023

Mommy Porn 

Mommy Porn is a sub-genre of erotica that grew out of the mainstream success of E.L. James' erotic novel 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' Characterized by its perceived audience and elegant description of female sexual domination, Mommy Porn first gained popularity with mom's over thirty years old before it quickly spread to a worldwide audience.

The characteristics that define Mommy Porn are: Its focus on female sexual fantasy; The introduction of an innocent female protagonist to an unimagined world of sex; A controlling, alpha male love interest; and its detailed description of sex without using graphic words.
Reading mommy porn makes me realize what my life could have been like if I met a hot dominant billionaire instead of my husband.
Mommy Porn by Erica Erotica July 2, 2012

Mummy Book Porn 

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .
" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "
Mummy Book Porn by Kazlex May 26, 2017

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026