A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!
by IceHouse939 August 18, 2013
Get the porn brain mug.A mental state in which a person has become so accustomed to porn they prefer porn to sex, buy expensive content and actually go so far as to click on the ads for herbal remedies that increase dick size. If porn brain persists it may result in fap out while prolonged video buffering can cause homicidal rage.
After some netflix my girlfriend led me up stairs, took off her clothes and passionately stared me down as she lay on her bed and for a moment I thought: "I should bookmark this".
Must have porn brain.
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The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
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Get the brain porn mug.Brain Porn is any piece of information that makes you interested, curious, and ultimately smile.
It sometimes sparks a feeling of wonder when thinking about what you will be able to do with it.
Brain Porn is often found in software, TV shows, movies, articles, videos, research papers and so on.
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Brain Porn is often found in software, TV shows, movies, articles, videos, research papers and so on.
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Generative AI and the ability to create images from text is Brain Porn!
Learning a new programming language is Brain Porn!
Reading a classical music score is Brain Porn!
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by tool3 October 3, 2022
Get the Brain Porn mug.A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. Named after Reese, who didn’t just catch pornbrain—he majored in it. If brain cells were tabs, his are all stuck buffering on page 47 of the hub.
Example:
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"
by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025
Get the Pornbrain mug.A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. People with pornbrain can’t go five minutes without thinking someone’s about to say, “I’ve never done this before…”
Jake: “Bro, why did Reese fail the math test?”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”
by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025
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