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a religon based around john pork as your god. you must eat pork to go to pork heaven.
bill: what religion are you?

mike: porkist bro, porkism for life
porkism by WalterWhiteMoment June 20, 2023
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Porkistani 

Porkistanis are the of Pakistanis who always speak about Muslim Ummah but hate other Muslims and minorities based on ethnicity and religion.They are either hardcore Muslims or Muslims only by tag.They act like white supremacists on the internet towards other South Asians but play victim card in the abroad.They love their army and government so much.They have deep rooted hatred for other Muslims such as Bengalis and Afghans,specially Bengalis as they try to deny the genocide of 1971 and try to address Bengali Muslims as black and short but try to get their sympathy on Kashmir issue which they brag about 24/7.They even show racism based on food habits because they think eating fish is inferior ironically their Chinese masters eat way more fish than any race in the world.
Bengali:....
Pakistani:Haha,we killed y'all.But we are Muslim Ummah.You should stop eating fish as it’s Hindu.Kashmi-
Bengali:Shut up Porkistani.Go and sell your women to Chinese bride markets.

Porkistan 

An alternative parody name for parody nation Pakistan. This name is used by large number of people to describe and mock Pakistan on Social Media as the saying goes "what goes around comes around". Pakistani people insult India by writing it as Endia and hence Indians pay back by Porkistan as Pork is haram in Islam.
Porkistan cannot feed its own citizen and talk about defeating India.
Porkistan by Kushubaba October 20, 2019

Porkistan 

A derogatory term for Pakistan. The term was invented in India, but is widely used nowadays (even by the Afghans!!!) to refer to Pakistan
Porkistan lost to Afghanistan 3-0.
Porkistan by killerdove June 9, 2011
A belief in and excessive use of pornography.
Jimmy believes in pornism, and exercises those beliefs daily.
pornism by {MOB}vegetZ February 23, 2005

Porkistani 

(Porkistan is another name for Pakistan).

(adj) Porkistani is relating to Porkistan or its people.

(noun) a native or inhabitant of Porkistan, or a person of Porkistani descent.
my wife is Porkistani
Porkistani by PorkistanMurdabad September 8, 2022
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