A pork fist is when a 50 year old bald white man is deepthroating 2 big black cocks.....i mean its band the man in struggling veins poppin out lookin all sweaty and shit....his life looks rough
Here are some of it's traits:
- Angry face - Either crying or upset
- Very much royal-like
It has a magical wand, a crown and a pink dress. Sometimes it even swims around with a cottage, since it's a command in it's wand. It likes to relax around it's palace made out of pink sand and himalaya salt, while talking to other fish.