A pork fist is when a 50 year old bald white man is deepthroating 2 big black cocks.....i mean its band the man in struggling veins poppin out lookin all sweaty and shit....his life looks rough
Here are some of it's traits:
- Angry face
- Either crying or upset
- Very much royal-like
It has a magical wand, a crown and a pink dress. Sometimes it even swims around with a cottage, since it's a command in it's wand. It likes to relax around it's palace made out of pink sand and himalaya salt, while talking to other fish.
"Do you see that ponkfish over there? It's so pretty"
"Yeah, I wish I was like them"