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Pornflakes 

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".
Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009

pornflakes 

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.
when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.
pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013

pornflakes 

DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?
pornflakes by bunnymoney August 21, 2011

PornFlakes 

A name that is mainly used in Roblox by 12 year olds.
Yes my friend PornFlakes will join soon.
PornFlakes by xxPornFlakesxx May 26, 2018

Porkflake 

An individual who hopelessly refers to anyone who disagrees with their views as snowflake. It is opposite of snowflake and synonymous with gammonflake or gammon.
Why do porkflakes love random use of uppercase?
Porkflake by Tuffty12 June 9, 2024

Porkflake 

Porkflake is a hapless individual who refers to anyone disagring with their views as snowflake and loathe anything they deem as "woke". It is synonymous with the word gammon and / or gammonflake.
Why do porkflakes love random use of the upper case letters?
Porkflake by Tuffty12 June 9, 2024