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Pornflakes 

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".
Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009

pornflakes 

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.
when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.
pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013

pornflakes 

A low budget porno shot in a grocery store.
DID YOU SEE THAT OLD FUCK EJACULATE CORNSYURP IN THAT PORNFLAKES VIDEO?
pornflakes by bunnymoney August 21, 2011

PornFlakes 

A name that is mainly used in Roblox by 12 year olds.
Yes my friend PornFlakes will join soon.
PornFlakes by xxPornFlakesxx May 26, 2018

Porkflake 

An individual who hopelessly refers to anyone who disagrees with their views as snowflake. It is opposite of snowflake and synonymous with gammonflake or gammon.
Why do porkflakes love random use of uppercase?
Porkflake by Tuffty12 June 9, 2024

Porkflake 

Porkflake is a hapless individual who refers to anyone disagring with their views as snowflake and loathe anything they deem as "woke". It is synonymous with the word gammon and / or gammonflake.
Why do porkflakes love random use of the upper case letters?
Porkflake by Tuffty12 June 9, 2024
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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