porcupineapple 

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

porcupineapple by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

porcupineapple 

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

porcupineapple by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

porcupineapple 

Unholy crossbreed between porcupine and pineapple. It can curl up in a ball, has 3 inch spikes, but can not run or collect rings.(hedgehogs are not the same as porcupines). It grows on trees, and is a good source of protien and vitamin C(not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple.

porcupineapple by Can of Worms November 10, 2008

porcupineapple 

A generic term for anything that's hard to tell whether it's an animal or a plant using any one or more of the senses.

I reached out and accidentally felt something sharp and pointy for a tenth of a second; felt like a porcupine, a pine tree or maybe a pineapple. Maybe a porcupineapple!
There's some sort of porcupineapple on my head; not sure if it's a leaf or a bee since I can't see it and it's not making a sound!
This sure tastes like beef, and you say it's a tofu burger; what a real porcupineapple!

porcupineapple by Seshie September 30, 2019