porcupineapple 

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

porcupineapple by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

porcupineapple 

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

porcupineapple by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

porcupineapple 

Unholy crossbreed between porcupine and pineapple. It can curl up in a ball, has 3 inch spikes, but can not run or collect rings.(hedgehogs are not the same as porcupines). It grows on trees, and is a good source of protien and vitamin C(not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple.

porcupineapple by Can of Worms November 10, 2008

porcupineapple 

A generic term for anything that's hard to tell whether it's an animal or a plant using any one or more of the senses.

I reached out and accidentally felt something sharp and pointy for a tenth of a second; felt like a porcupine, a pine tree or maybe a pineapple. Maybe a porcupineapple!
There's some sort of porcupineapple on my head; not sure if it's a leaf or a bee since I can't see it and it's not making a sound!
This sure tastes like beef, and you say it's a tofu burger; what a real porcupineapple!

porcupineapple by Seshie September 30, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016