Poppadum

10" disc of deep fried pleasure served with curry. Delicious with onions, mango chutney, lime chilli or mint sauce.

Waiter: What would you like sir?

Harry: A chicken tikka massala with pilau rice. And can we get some poppadums with chutney?

Waiter: Very good sir.

by Flexster September 29, 2008

poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.

Joe Smith is such a Poppadum

by Simon April 2, 2005

poppadum sock

To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.

"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"

by danny_kc December 29, 2008

Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

poppadom

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.

A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.

by the father of pindia July 25, 2006

Would you like a poppadom?

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.

Would you like a poppadom? He said.

by Famsham February 15, 2018

Poppadominator

Prince.
Leader.
The heir to the throne of Tranol, India

I saw the Poppadominator yesterday

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023