poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.

Joe Smith is such a Poppadum

by Simon April 2, 2005

Poppadum

10" disc of deep fried pleasure served with curry. Delicious with onions, mango chutney, lime chilli or mint sauce.

Waiter: What would you like sir?

Harry: A chicken tikka massala with pilau rice. And can we get some poppadums with chutney?

Waiter: Very good sir.

by Flexster September 29, 2008

poppadum sock

To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.

"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"

by danny_kc December 29, 2008