Popotaste 

Potatoes, only ✨ F U N K I E R✨

Mmmmmm popotastes

Popotaste by Noah Flood May 24, 2022

poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

poopjasterblevomulate by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

Pootastic 

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

Pootastic by propart June 8, 2009

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

pooptastic by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006

Poosaster 

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

Poosaster by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

pooptastic

An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.

This software application is utterly pooptastic, I can do nothing with it.

pooptastic by buceypooh January 30, 2007

pootastrophy 

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

pootastrophy by big mama jdog May 2, 2006