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poopitude
mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"
poopitude by jack 02116 March 13, 2007
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optical poptitude by Joey March 1, 2004
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nipular poptitude by totallynippin January 11, 2009
Maximum Poopitude
The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Maximum Poopitude by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022
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