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Poowis is a term for a human with insane amount of bodily hair, although strangely not on the head. He/she may wear cheesecloth shirts, and get naked with random shouts of abandonment at inappropiate times.

He/she may also wear socks with sandals and take knickers from old ladies' washing lines. He/she has extremely smelly feet.
'That Susan Boyle? She's a right Poowis!'
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\ (poo)-hwis, (ˈpuːɪs) \

- noun

1. The act of using your vocal cords in order to stop making face.
2. The odor which is released from the faeces after feltch has been sucessfull. (feltching)

-adjective

1. Presenting or suggesting horrid, insane, petite scenes. Extremely unpleasant.
"I just stopped making face and made poowis instead"
"Man, that was a horrible poowis i just smelled"

"Dude this poowis isn't what i expected.
Yeah, its pretty damn poowis."
Poowis by Hamsteak January 25, 2011
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Domesticated Animal, very hairy and cuddly, has terrible taste in tv shows especially animated ones, likes eyes and thighs ;)
Lord have mercy he is such a poowis
Poowis by Gator12 May 2, 2023

poobiscuit 

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.
guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is
poobiscuit by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021
"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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Pootis Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress Heavy Heavy Weapons Guy
Pootis by Outspace June 24, 2013
When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.
„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“
poopist by chadster69 December 12, 2020
Heavy: POOTIS
Pootis by Mattdiction October 14, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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