ibonics

what our kids are learning now a days at school from teachers who've gone to college and didn't learn what they were 'spose to.
by Me! April 01, 2004
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oy maloy

used to show cunfuzzlement or aggravation
"O.k what?
*other person talks*
"OY Maloy!!!!!"
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crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"
I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.
by me! January 06, 2005
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boof

Main Entry: boof
Pronunciation: 'büf
Etymology: American. My husband and I made this word up.

1: v. to fall out anywhere - the floor, bed, couch, ground.
2. n. a ghetto way to pronounce "boof".


Main Entry: boof
Pronunciation: 'büf
Etymology: Middle English bothe, of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse buth booth; akin to Old English buan to dwell -- more at BOWER
1 : a temporary shelter for livestock or field workers
2 a : a stall or stand (as at a fair) for the sale or exhibition of goods b (1) : a small enclosure affording privacy for one person at a time <a telephone booth> <polling booth> (2) : a small enclosure that isolates its occupant especially from patrons or customers <a ticket booth> (3) : an isolated enclosure used in sound recording or in broadcasting <a radio booth> c : a restaurant seating arrangement consisting of a table between two high-back benches


: A ghetto way of saying "booth.
Boof as a verb - "I was so tired after work, I boofed on the couch!"

Boof as a noun - "Yo, where da nearest fone boof at?"
by Me! April 15, 2004
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Jade Puget

The guitar player and background vocals for AFI.. And the sexiest man alive...
by me! May 02, 2003
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EJ

truly sexylicious, absolutely adorable, and utterly gorgeous!
ej is mr hot!!!!
by me! September 11, 2003
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calgary

The coolest place in Alberta. Home to lots of hot chicks. Yes, there are some sluts, but what place doesn't have them? Hosts the Calgary Stampede, known as "the greatest outdoor show on earth." The Stampede kicks the ass out of Klondike Days! And for all you idiots we do to have fucking trees! The coolest place...
I live in the most amazing place ever, being Calgary.
by me! August 26, 2004
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