Poosche

A person who acts like a douche but is truly a pussy inside. ; a mix between pussy and douche.

John: Xavier talks a big game but he's all bark no bite
Jay: Yeah he's a total poosche.

by kingwatt11 May 9, 2017

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

Pooshee

A Pooshee is neither an insult or a compliment. But it can also be both, or one of the two. It depends what the person saying the word has for an intent.

Insult: What a Pooshee this guy is!
Compliment: You are such a Pooshee.

by KeyesTartaros December 3, 2020

Porschephile

One who is addicted to Porsches to the point of owning one or many; studying the history of them so as to be knowledgeable of everything Porsche.

There were many Porschephiles in attendance at last year's Porsche Parade.

by WickedCarrera February 2, 2005

Porsche Cayman S

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.

"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.

by BEASER February 24, 2011

Porsche 993

The last of the air-cooled porsche 911's when porsche engineered things properly. UK owners generally have beards, but not as grizzly as those of the 964 owners.

993 owner: I just changed the oil on my Porsche 993.

964 owner: Grr.. I got oil in my beard while I was changing the piston rings on my 964

996 owner: my engine blew up again.

by asterix October 7, 2012

porsche

like ferdinand porsche said:

the car that nobody needs, but everybody wants

i dont know what example i should give!

by number 18 February 13, 2004