Poort 

n - i) A random person with absolutely no purpose in the world and is usually considered to be an outsider
ii) Jonny B

v - to mess around randomly or in a strange manner.

n - ultra-
i) Paul vdM

Origin: Afrikaans (South Africa)

Ryan L is a massive poort. (n)

Stuboy likes to poort around after dark and watch the boys in their locker room. (v)

Poort by Kieran McLeod January 13, 2009

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man

Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.

poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman

Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.

poontocracy by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018

poontank 

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

poontank by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021

pooftie 

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

pooftie by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

Poofter baiting 

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc

That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.

Poofter baiting by kam75xx February 24, 2019

Poortelligent 

An individual's high intelligence resulting from a low income upbringing.

Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.

For antonym, see poortarded

Poortelligent by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005