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Poortard

A socioeconomically deprived individual, usually also dumb as a bag of dildos. If this person were in India, 'untouchables' would look down on them.

Likely to have large gauges dangling from their ears, neck/face tattoos and an EBT card. Likely cannot spell, even with auto-correct on their Blackberry.

Someone who's poortarded. A poor 'tard. A natural cousin to the retard.....only poorer.
"Did you see that new tat that Lionel got on his hands?"

"Sure did. What a poortard. He won't even be able to get a job at Jiffy Lube with 'Mazel Tov' tatted across his fingers."
by Doctor Zaius January 18, 2013
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Poortarded

A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.
Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.
by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005
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When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.
Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!
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Poohtard

A woman usually 30+ who wears many Winnie The Pooh sweatshirts. She also wears mom jeans, keds and scrunchies.
I was in Wal-Mart today and couldn't believe the amount of Poohtards I saw!
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portard

Hey portard! How's your two mommies you big gaymo?
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poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.
He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.
by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008
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Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard
Hes a fucking poontard
by Go-Getter April 28, 2006
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