Poortard 

A socioeconomically deprived individual, usually also dumb as a bag of dildos. If this person were in India, 'untouchables' would look down on them.

Likely to have large gauges dangling from their ears, neck/face tattoos and an EBT card. Likely cannot spell, even with auto-correct on their Blackberry.

Someone who's poortarded. A poor 'tard. A natural cousin to the retard.....only poorer.

"Did you see that new tat that Lionel got on his hands?"

"Sure did. What a poortard. He won't even be able to get a job at Jiffy Lube with 'Mazel Tov' tatted across his fingers."

Poortard by Doctor Zaius January 18, 2013

Poortarded 

A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.

Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.

Poortarded by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Poohtard 

A woman usually 30+ who wears many Winnie The Pooh sweatshirts. She also wears mom jeans, keds and scrunchies.

I was in Wal-Mart today and couldn't believe the amount of Poohtards I saw!

Poohtard by Allston March 10, 2009

portard 

1. The child of a lesbian couple.

Hey portard! How's your two mommies you big gaymo?

portard by crispysam March 6, 2005

poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

poontard by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008

Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

Poontard by Go-Getter April 28, 2006