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pootillo 

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.
pootillo by picc285 July 6, 2019
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Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.
"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

pootie do 

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.
pootie do by LaRhettie May 18, 2013
"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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Pootis by Outspace June 24, 2013
Heavy: POOTIS
Pootis by Mattdiction October 14, 2015

Poortelligent 

An individual's high intelligence resulting from a low income upbringing.
Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.

For antonym, see poortarded
Poortelligent by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005