Definitions by Impercinator

Clamouflange 

Its a vagina that is very well disguised and can only be revealed by its clam or fish like smell.

Male 1 - "At first instance I couldnt see a vagina but then i realised what the case was. When i sniffed and hummed up that clammy aroma i knew that she infact had a Clamouflange, and a well hidden one at that

Clamouflange by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Hell Merch 

A bag of weed that is so potent that not even the Devil himself would be able to smoke it without pulling a whitey.

Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."

Hell Merch by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

Poonaramic Vision by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Soundar 

A type of sonar that alerts the user when something very very sound is about to happen

Dude 1 - "Hey man, my Soundar is going off like mad! Something good is about to happen"
Dude 2 - "You're right, ive just found an ounce of weed in the bush"
Dude 1 - "Sound."

Soundar by Impercinator February 15, 2010