Poopulated

When a database is filled with an overwhelming amount of crap data.

If your database wasn't so poopulated, you wouldn't be getting such shitty reports.

Poopulated by Not The DBA May 24, 2016

populate 

To fill in information on a website like linkedin, tumblr, etc.

I have to populate my linkedin, or else nobody is gonna hire me.

populate by 2t2r February 11, 2014

poopulation 

The number of turds in any given trip to the bathroom.

After going to the bathroom, Bill said the toilet had a poopulation of 6.

poopulation by Falconet December 16, 2008

poopulate 

The act of dropping a deuce so large that it fills the entire bowl.

Man, I just poopulated that toilet something fierce, really, it was so big I thought I might name it for future reference.

poopulate by Petrodono November 14, 2005

poopulation 

The euphoria that comes after one is relieved of an enormous poo. That relief that you feel, then the feeling of weighing less. This especially occurs after you've been holding it in for an extended period of time.

A: Dude, you look really happy right now. Why is that?
B: I'm in an extreme sense of poopulation.

Or:

Alex: Molly, say that Russia's POPULATION is higher, not their poopulation, I doubt that that is included on the chart.
Molly: -laughs- Good point.

poopulation by Alex Clayden April 16, 2008

poopulate 

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable

I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.

poopulate by upperleft June 1, 2018

porpulate 

v.:

1) To behave in a ridiculous matter due to exhaustion.

2) Silly behaviour as a result of being tired but incapable of going to sleep.

3) Being hyper because of a lack of sleep. (believed to be the result of the body breaking down any and all sugars in your system in order to keep you awake)

other uses: porpulating(adv.), porpulater(n.), porpulation(adj.)

"Woo-Hoo!!! I haven't slept in almost 3 days - I think I'm going to go marinate a wall in some syrup! And this, kids, is what it means to porpulate."

"Dude, you are porpulating mad hard - you need to go to bed."

I was caught in a state of total porpulation when it came to finals week.

porpulate by welshtaurus February 25, 2011