pootilated

someone that has gone-off poo in their ass and it has spread to their face through their nose

holy crap my nose it smells like poo i must be pootilated

by conor mccarty September 30, 2007

pootiledisfuction

Action. Feeling, and wanting to go Number 2 but can’t. Another word for constipated.

I have a pootiledisfuction, I haven’t pooped since last week. I wish I could, but I can’t.

by Atoddler July 1, 2020

Protinated

To have just consumed a protein drink; To feel revitalized by protein. "This stuffs makes me feel protinated"

"This stuffs makes me feel protinated"
"I feel completley protinated"
"My muscles feel protinated"

by Tanku May 28, 2007

Poorinated

See poorinate, pastense.

I poorinated earlier on in the day in that new restaurant.

by Hobbit JT December 17, 2007

Potivated

When you have a lot of motivation for the weed

Azmina, I'm very potivated right now. I'll pack the bowl.

by margauxdi February 28, 2016

Poopulated

When a database is filled with an overwhelming amount of crap data.

If your database wasn't so poopulated, you wouldn't be getting such shitty reports.

by Not The DBA May 24, 2016

Pootluted

When you poot too much in your chair and can not get the stink out of the car

This couch cushion smells horrible. Pasi must have pootluted after eating the chili last night.

by Stinky Johnny May 5, 2018