PoopClaw 

When a dog scratches you with fecal matter on it's claws and you have to go to the Emergency Room

Katie got poopclawed by her clients dog.

PoopClaw by actioniscoming November 11, 2018

Poopclap 

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks

Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!

Poopclap by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017

popclaw 

When a girl asks you to eat her ass out but she crushes your skull to the point your brain shoots out of your fucking head

“I gave my landlord the good ol’ popclaw treatment and now i don’t have to pay rent anymore!”

popclaw by Big puffs niglet September 19, 2020

popclaw 

When a woman orgasms uncontrollably and loses all inabition from sitting on a man/womans face and suffocates and crushes their skull into a million pieces.

"Hey Babe, can you popclaw me tonight?" "She came so hard she almost popclawed me"

popclaw by RMDTHEBOYS September 9, 2020

Poopclown 

Noun -

1) Guys who act innocent, giving compliments or doing general nice things with the knowing or denied motive of a woman’s reciprocation in hooking up.

2) Idiotic person(s) who have false entitlement, expectations, lack social skills, or have no civility and expect what they deem acceptable in return.

Adj
1) When a guy throws a tantrum/fit in a conversation after giving a compliment or doing a general/common gesture (holding the door, or paying dinner on a date) because the girl doesn’t hook up with them. Leading to being insulting and contradictory to previous compliments or holding the previous gesture over their heads.

Noun
“Ugh I only match with poopclowns online!”

Adj
“The guy I went out with last night was being such a poopclown because I didn’t invite him in after dinner. He said I at least owed him a BJ for paying for dinner”

Poopclown by AngryMelon77 April 17, 2021

Poopslaw 

A very tasty meal that is deli ham sliced into small squares and poop simmered until tasty.

I went down to the Uugus store the other day. Man their poopslaw is tasty!

Poopslaw by Uugus Company Management Team July 2, 2022

Poop Claw 

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.

He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'

Poop Claw by Cubswin60611 November 29, 2010