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Poopclap 

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks
Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!
Poopclap by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017
When a girl asks you to eat her ass out but she crushes your skull to the point your brain shoots out of your fucking head
“I gave my landlord the good ol’ popclaw treatment and now i don’t have to pay rent anymore!”
popclaw by Big puffs niglet September 19, 2020
When a woman orgasms uncontrollably and loses all inabition from sitting on a man/womans face and suffocates and crushes their skull into a million pieces.
"Hey Babe, can you popclaw me tonight?" "She came so hard she almost popclawed me"
popclaw by RMDTHEBOYS September 9, 2020

Poopclown 

Noun -

1) Guys who act innocent, giving compliments or doing general nice things with the knowing or denied motive of a woman’s reciprocation in hooking up.

2) Idiotic person(s) who have false entitlement, expectations, lack social skills, or have no civility and expect what they deem acceptable in return.

Adj
1) When a guy throws a tantrum/fit in a conversation after giving a compliment or doing a general/common gesture (holding the door, or paying dinner on a date) because the girl doesn’t hook up with them. Leading to being insulting and contradictory to previous compliments or holding the previous gesture over their heads.
Noun
“Ugh I only match with poopclowns online!”

Adj
“The guy I went out with last night was being such a poopclown because I didn’t invite him in after dinner. He said I at least owed him a BJ for paying for dinner”
Poopclown by AngryMelon77 April 17, 2021

Poopslaw 

A very tasty meal that is deli ham sliced into small squares and poop simmered until tasty.
I went down to the Uugus store the other day. Man their poopslaw is tasty!

Poop Claw 

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.
He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'
Poop Claw by Cubswin60611 November 29, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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