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Poopsexy 

Verb. When something is so very sexy it causes one to defecate.
I got my robe! Girl, that is poopsexy.
Poopsexy by Not-Chick-Fil-A June 1, 2018
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A word to be used in response to an argument that is taken too seriously. The function of the word 'poopsex' is to degrade the conversation to the lowest level
John: I abortion is a necessary social function.

Timothy: See, I disagree I think it is murder, what do you think Bill?

Bill: Poopsex.
poopsex by Sid Corrigan October 3, 2007

undouched poopsex

undouched poopsex is anal sex with no enema first. the phrase comes from undouched, which in this phrase is analagous with a vaginal douche; and poopsex, the likely result. in undouched poopsex, a man fucks an ass that is not first cleaned out by use of an enema, resulting in poopchunks on the dicktip.
last night i got some undouched poopsex. he didnt take an enema first, so after i fucked him, my dick was all brown with corn and nuts and brown chunks so i made him suck the poopchunks off my dicktip.
undouched poopsex by badmachine April 27, 2008

Poopsexual 

A person whos love for feces is so strong that they are sexually attracted to all those who regularly indulge in consumption and interaction with feces.
Yo did you see that sexy-ass dung beetle bro? Think she'd be into me as a fellow poopsexual?

My parents disowned me when they found out I was poopsexual.
Having sex with anything involving the anus. Poopsex ultimately results in smellypenis. See also Smellypenis.
Clayton had poopsex with Jennifer and afterwards he had a smellypenis.
Poopsex by SaLaMaNiZeR September 12, 2009
An experimental artistic phenomenon in which two or more participants embark on a self-expressive free-form collision of defecation, fornication, and art. This creative odyssey blurs the line between body and feces, unifying them as a medium of expression that pushes the boundaries of reality and explores the essence and purpose of life itself.
Tobias: That 72-hour session of poopsex completely renewed my creative energy and irreversibly altered my conception of reality.

Dave: WTF are you talking about man, you smeared shit all over strangers at an orgy

Tobias: Don't be so cynical, Dave. Open your mind to the redeeming artistic qualities of expressive coprophilia.
poopsex by jwk93 February 27, 2013
A way of life. Poopsex can mean anything. It can replace any Verb, noun, adjective, or any word for that matter. Poopsex is the supreme way of life.(pooopseks)n,adj,v,pn,etc. Example: Hey Poopsex!; Ahh that's Poopsex!!; I'm going to the Poopsex to get some Poopsex(I'm going to the store to get some milk; That is flaming Poopsex!!!
Before: I think I would enjoy a nice long walk in the park with my wife.
After: I think I would enjoy a nice long walk in the Poopsex with my Poopsex.
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