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Poop Squirt 

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.
Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
Poop Squirt by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

squirt poop 

An explosion of liquid ass out of your butthole. Normally goes hand in hand with cramps and a firey sensation in your butt.
Yo, I went to Taco Bell the other day. It didn't sit well with me, I had squirt poop all night!
squirt poop by kd2950 June 24, 2019

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

poonsquirt 

A general term of oppobrium; slang insult.
Literally: the squirt ie ejaculate from a poon ie vagina; a woman's cum.
Jojo: "Wow, you really suck at this game!"
Dan: "Oh shut up you poonsquirt!"
poonsquirt by Casey Jo November 14, 2005

poonsquirts

1. Sally's uncontrollable poonsquirts caused indellible queefstains on her undies, and my mind.
poonsquirts by choadmonger October 7, 2004

poopisquirt

When ur girl boutta squirt bu she shits instead; woopsies
I was laying an absolute piper diaper to my girl last night, and out of nowhere, she poopisquirted
poopisquirt by Kevy g stank November 30, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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