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A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩.

OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again...

Poop Phantom by The Real Queen Elsa May 22, 2016

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phantom poop

(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."

"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."

phantom poop by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

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Phantom Poop

When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.

Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."

Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."

Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."

Phantom Poop by Boozle December 15, 2008

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phantom poop

A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.

I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!

phantom poop by TeamTrox March 18, 2006

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Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time

“Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop”

Phantom Poop by WhatAreEggs May 28, 2018

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Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

Phantom Poop by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

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Phantom Menace poop

A phantom poop is when there is no evidence of a poop you have just done.

Menace being not checking to see if wiping is necessary.

A combination of the two being a phantom menace poop.

Yo John, I just phantom menace pooped that toilet so bad.

Phantom Menace poop by a small Asian man September 27, 2011

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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