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(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."
"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018

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(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.
"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018

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BOOM-stik (noun)

1. A term used by Ashley "Ash" J. Williams in the motion picture "Army of Darkness" to describe his twelve-gauge, double-barreled, Remington shotgun possessing a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
2. In logging, any of the larger logs chained together to create a floating boom.
3. (slang) A shotgun, especially of the sawn-off variety.
4. (slang) One of many alternate names for a penis.
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? THIS... is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018

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1. noun. lÉ™-SER-bims

A way to say "laser beams" in a ridiculous sort of way that mocks certain modes of speech. It is usually used in a statement that is made to sound like a question.
"That area of the map is.. hard? All these people were shooting at me.. with lesserbims?"
by Gottabethegravy November 01, 2018

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1. (noun) the state of male ejaculatory fluid after it has lost its thicker consistency and turned into a more viscous, runny fluid.

2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.
"We just stayed in bed for so long after doing the dirty deed that she had dick sauce running down her legs when she got up."

"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"
by Gottabethegravy November 01, 2018

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nut-SKWOSH (noun, verb)
1. Any accident involving a man's testicles.
2. The act or aftermath of accidentally sitting on one's own testicle, usually upon entering and sitting in a vehicle.
"Did you hear about Jimmy getting nutsquashed by a turnstile?"
"Hold on. I jumped in and got a nutsquash. Ooooh..."
by Gottabethegravy November 03, 2018

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1. (verb) The act of ejaculating onto the fifth lumbar spine vertebrae area (part of the greater lumbar region) of a woman's back. To the human eye, this region is the curve just above the buttocks, which is also commonly referred to as the small of the back.
2.) (noun) The residue of male ejaculatory fluid after it has been deposited onto the lower back.
"I wouldn't want to date her, but I'd backspackle her."
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018

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