(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.
"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018
1. noun. lə-SER-bims
A way to say "laser beams" in a ridiculous sort of way that mocks certain modes of speech. It is usually used in a statement that is made to sound like a question.
A way to say "laser beams" in a ridiculous sort of way that mocks certain modes of speech. It is usually used in a statement that is made to sound like a question.
by Gottabethegravy November 01, 2018
1. (noun) the state of male ejaculatory fluid after it has lost its thicker consistency and turned into a more viscous, runny fluid.
2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.
2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.
"We just stayed in bed for so long after doing the dirty deed that she had dick sauce running down her legs when she got up."
"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"
"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"
by Gottabethegravy November 01, 2018
nut-SKWOSH (noun, verb)
1. Any accident involving a man's testicles.
2. The act or aftermath of accidentally sitting on one's own testicle, usually upon entering and sitting in a vehicle.
1. Any accident involving a man's testicles.
2. The act or aftermath of accidentally sitting on one's own testicle, usually upon entering and sitting in a vehicle.
"Did you hear about Jimmy getting nutsquashed by a turnstile?"
"Hold on. I jumped in and got a nutsquash. Ooooh..."
"Hold on. I jumped in and got a nutsquash. Ooooh..."
by Gottabethegravy November 03, 2018
(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018
BOOM-stik (noun)
1. A term used by Ashley "Ash" J. Williams in the motion picture "Army of Darkness" to describe his twelve-gauge, double-barreled, Remington shotgun possessing a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
2. In logging, any of the larger logs chained together to create a floating boom.
3. (slang) A shotgun, especially of the sawn-off variety.
4. (slang) One of many alternate names for a penis.
1. A term used by Ashley "Ash" J. Williams in the motion picture "Army of Darkness" to describe his twelve-gauge, double-barreled, Remington shotgun possessing a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
2. In logging, any of the larger logs chained together to create a floating boom.
3. (slang) A shotgun, especially of the sawn-off variety.
4. (slang) One of many alternate names for a penis.
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? THIS... is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018
1. adverby noun something. "leykRƏL-layyy"
Something you insert into a sentence to describe something else as extreme.
2. lame expletive or exclamation.
Used in response to imagined rude behavior, in agreement to a statement made by another person or to confirm the details of such a statement.
The last syllable is often drawn out for added emphasis when needed.
Something you insert into a sentence to describe something else as extreme.
2. lame expletive or exclamation.
Used in response to imagined rude behavior, in agreement to a statement made by another person or to confirm the details of such a statement.
The last syllable is often drawn out for added emphasis when needed.
1. "Those birkenstocks look, likerellay hot on you. No. Seriously."
2. "Likerellay? You ate the LAST Ring Ding I put in the freezer."
"I know! Likerellayyyyy"
"He didn't call you after that last booty call? Likerellay? What a douche!"
2. "Likerellay? You ate the LAST Ring Ding I put in the freezer."
"I know! Likerellayyyyy"
"He didn't call you after that last booty call? Likerellay? What a douche!"
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018