Poop Jerk 

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

Poop Jerk by Droyd April 5, 2025

Jerk Poop 

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.

I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.

Jerk Poop by Brubeck January 7, 2009

jerk and poop 

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

jerk and poop by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017

poop jerker 

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.

"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"

"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"

poop jerker by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008

Poopjerk

The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.

Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk

Poopjerk by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021

poopjerk

The process of pooping and jerking off at the same time.

Person 1: "Did you see Michael yesterday on his birthday?"
Person 2 : "Yeah, I saw him poopjerk into a garbage can at 3 am. "

poopjerk by Roznerisafiend May 8, 2022

Poopjerk

Poopjerk- Wehn you take a dump and then rub one out right after while your sitting down.

Dustin Brull poopjerked into the toilet.

Poopjerk by Brettbeyer2002 January 16, 2008