poop jar

When you kill someone so hard they shit their fucking pants. Then you take that shit and put it in a glass jar as a trophy.

Raequon: Yo did you fuck that nigga Tyrese up?
Darius: Hell yea I capped that nigga. Wanna see my poop jar?

by Barmelo Xanthony September 26, 2019

Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.

- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.

by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021

Jared Poop

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.

The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.

by Mitchell man February 28, 2008

poopjar

A red-flag of someone that you are willing to date that is so repulsive that you have to completely stop liking them. It’s called poopjar, because imagine if you found out someone you liked collected poop in jars, you wouldn’t like them anymore.

Bruh, i found out that Macy dyes her armpit hair. That’s a poopjar for sure.

by Bigboy822 September 11, 2020