Poonpee

Pooping and peeing in one sitting.

"When i have to Poonpee i use the toilet."

by poonpeek? August 17, 2011

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

poonyeeti

Pussy.

Damn, she got a dry poonyeeti.

by Warband October 28, 2021

Poopee

Having a poo and a pee at the same time.

Example...

Guy #1: Dude, I totally need a number 1 and 2 on the toilet...

Guy #2: Oh, you mean 'poopee.'

by Reddyyyy October 26, 2010

Poonspeed

Eating pussy while wearing a swim cap and goggles.

Will: Yo you eat her pussy?!

Drew: Yeah man I was poonspeeding!!

by Poon Speeder March 4, 2013

poonteeth

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.

Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.

by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006

poopeed

To Poop and pee at the same Time. This is usually the case if everything is working properly

I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and poopeed like a madman poop

by Cal patan February 21, 2015