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Noonka Poonka
Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?
*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*
Noonka Poonka by Because I am right August 10, 2010
Related Words
Poonka • poonkake • Poonkan • poonkang • Noonka Poonka • oonka poonka • poon-ka-bob • Pooka • poonami • Poonani
oonka poonka
(adj)
Being quite hyper and at the same time tired. Often can be mistaken for being high. The origins of the term date back to the oompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say? They're orange and green. They're obviously on acid.
Being quite hyper and at the same time tired. Often can be mistaken for being high. The origins of the term date back to the oompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say? They're orange and green. They're obviously on acid.
oonka poonka by ClaireV. November 21, 2007
plonkadoodle
There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007
Poonaner Jones
A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
Pookaki
When you cum on to poop. Also when you shit and get the urge to masturbate. The sound of the plop is so arousing that you cream all over the place.
Pookaki by capt. Jamo November 5, 2019
poonami
poo-nah-mee NOUN
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012
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