Poonka

A down bad person, who likes toes usually.

That kid is such a Poonka

by Goomba420 March 28, 2023

Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?

*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*

by Because I am right August 10, 2010

oonka poonka

(adj)
Being quite hyper and at the same time tired. Often can be mistaken for being high. The origins of the term date back to the oompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say? They're orange and green. They're obviously on acid.

1st person: Wheeee ahaaaaa
2nd person: whoa, you're oonka poonka dude.

by ClaireV. November 21, 2007

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Pookaki

When you cum on to poop. Also when you shit and get the urge to masturbate. The sound of the plop is so arousing that you cream all over the place.

I just pookakied all over that turd.

by capt. Jamo November 5, 2019

poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).

1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"

by canoebrain November 9, 2012