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Poon Snatch 

To swoon one's lady friend cold-heartedly.
The shameless act of seducing a female that has already been claimed.
I can't believe Rick tried to poon snatch my girl at my own birthday party.
Poon Snatch by Jose Troconis October 17, 2006
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Poon Snatched 

To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

poon satchel 

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
poon satchel by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.
you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.
poon snatcher by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.
Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.
poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopsnatch 

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.
Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.
Poopsnatch by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

Poosnatch 

It is the butt vagina. The place where poop gets made, and penises/dildos get placed. Also known as the dirt road.
The lady let me bang her poosnatch last night - Jon W
No man, that was me. - Luke VD

But I poop from there - Girl (in reference to poosnatch)
Not right now you don't- Horny Guy
Poosnatch by GNasty834 October 22, 2010
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