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Poon Snatched 

To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

poon satchel 

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
poon satchel by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.
you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.
poon snatcher by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.
Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.
poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopsnatch 

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.
Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.
Poopsnatch by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

Poosnatch 

It is the butt vagina. The place where poop gets made, and penises/dildos get placed. Also known as the dirt road.
The lady let me bang her poosnatch last night - Jon W
No man, that was me. - Luke VD

But I poop from there - Girl (in reference to poosnatch)
Not right now you don't- Horny Guy
Poosnatch by GNasty834 October 22, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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