Poon Snatch

To swoon one's lady friend cold-heartedly.
The shameless act of seducing a female that has already been claimed.

I can't believe Rick tried to poon snatch my girl at my own birthday party.

by Jose Troconis October 17, 2006

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.

you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.

by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

poopsnatcher

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.

Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.

by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopsnatch

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.

Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.

by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

Poosnatch

It is the butt vagina. The place where poop gets made, and penises/dildos get placed. Also known as the dirt road.

The lady let me bang her poosnatch last night - Jon W
No man, that was me. - Luke VD

But I poop from there - Girl (in reference to poosnatch)
Not right now you don't- Horny Guy

by GNasty834 October 22, 2010