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The Smell of Ones Poom (female Genitalia)
Generally considered bad to have a poom that tangs.

Can be extended to describe something bad or someone talking rubbish.

Doood Dat Bird had awfull Poomtang.

That movie was Poomtang

That politician is speaking a load of Poomtang

poomtang by Matt Steamer Cleaveland August 8, 2007

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Poomtang Pie

Another word for Pussy, as in a girls pussy.

Why doesn't that girl serve me a great big piece of that poomtang pie.

Poomtang Pie by Ronny Rogers October 6, 2003

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Poohtang

The heaven between a girls legs

We're out to get some poohtang tonight

Poohtang by Pseudonym25 April 26, 2014

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

Poontang Boomerang by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Poontangarang

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.

Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.

Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

poontang conversion by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010

Poontang Boomerang

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.

"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

Poontang Boomerang by kimt205 May 27, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026