poopurgency 

A poopurgency is an urgent need to poop that is an emergency. Eminent disaster is about to erupt if a toilet is not found quick.

Dude you better pull over at the next exit, I’ve got a major poopurgency here!!!

poopurgency by Phishfanhippydude April 16, 2024

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

poopmergency 

When the need to poop becomes so bad that you are about to crap your pants.

As he began to experience his poopmergency, a wave of cold sweat and shear panic set over him.

poopmergency by imlinn April 27, 2009

poopergency 

The act of having to take an emergency poop. Unexpected poop trouble.

Bill was speed because he had a poopergency.

poopergency by Dr. Poopenstein April 20, 2010

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

Poomergency by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

poomergency by philbad February 23, 2020