Poolicy 

A course or principle of action adopted by an individual concerning whether or not they care if someone watches them poo.

Note: a poolicy could be as simple as being on the phone while pooing, but not wanting to be seen on video chat on Skype.

Oh man, Morgan has an open door poolicy, he doesn't care who watches him shit.

Poolicy by paulland January 2, 2015

one-child policy

A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.

It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.

one-child policy by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

bigger dick foreign policy theory 

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.

"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"

bigger dick foreign policy theory by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014

Big Stick Policy 

1. Big stick ideology, big stick diplomacy, or big stick policy refers to President Theodore Roosevelt's foreign policy, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far"
2. A human generated meat stick that can make some one reach their climax and is able to go in and out of certain places. It is also able to create new life in females

“ Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far”-Theodore Roosevelt
“GO IN! HARDER! MORE!”-A Person Trying The Big Stick
“I love the big stick policy”-A Person After Trying The Big Stick

Big Stick Policy by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

Scorched Mexican Policy 

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

Scorched Mexican Policy by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

Scorched Earth Policy 

When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.

Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."

Scorched Earth Policy by Chereb September 22, 2018

policy debate 

An obscure cult with its own distinct language understood only by members. The members speak incredibly quickly and think even faster. They tend to also be motivated students and often exhibit a mild form of OCD.

Such debaters engage in conversation with each other on a much higher level than the average human, both in and out of round. The student government and honor roll within a school typically consist mostly of debaters. 80% of congress debated in high school.

Membership in the cult lasts from 9th grade through 12th grade and sometimes through college, but the mannerisms and knowledge gained from it manifest themselves in all aspects of the current or former debater's life for the better.

Policy debate kicks aff.

I spent all last weekend hitting people, cutting and spewing. We broke and all the judges picked me up, but this one lay judge dropped me. I also got top speaks. Now I'm going to do uniqueness updates for my disad, then cut some a2 perm cards on the counterplan and come up with a kritikal aff so I can win framework.

I finally mastered the pen flip!

A: Did you hear so-and-so got into all 7 ivy's?
B: Really? he must be a debater.

Policy debate is SHITS (Significance, Harms, Inherency, Topicality, Solvency)

If you understood all the above, you're a policy debater.

policy debate by alas poor yorick April 13, 2008