ADHDfidget's definitions

fidgety

1)Feeling edgy, wired.
2) Feeling hyper, like a five year old with ADHD.

"I feel fidgety today. Maybe I should buy a fidget spinner

by ADHDfidget April 27, 2017

one-child policy

A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.

It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Goodnight Moon

Arguably the worst children's book ever written.
Especially because it implies something else. Something not meant for children.

"I bought 'Goodnight Moon'. Obviously, it was not the type of moon I hoped for.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Googleception

When malware redirects your searches to a Google look-alike instead of the real thing.

"Thanks to installing Utorrent without unselecting all the checkboxes, My browser crashes when all the following Googleception sites fight over my searches:
search.clearch.com
search.conduit.com
search.zugo.com
www2.mystart.com
mystart.com
bigseekpro.com
bigspeedpro.com
search.esnips.com
search.foxtab.com
search.brothersoft.com
search.softonic.com
search.infospace.com
search.iminent.com
search.facemoods.com
plusnetwork.com
alothome.com
search.alothome.com
search.chatvibes.com
searchnu.com
search.etype.com
searchya.com
int.search-results.com
search.searchcompletion.com
adoresearch.com
searchcore.net
googosearch.info
bar.searchqu.com
search.speedbit.com
search.toggle.com
click.searchnation.net
search.handycafe.com
searchnation.net
video.searchcompletion.com
searchbrowsing.com
search.sweetpacks.com
search.guardi.us
search.sweetim.com
WARNING DO NOT CLICK THESE LINKS!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The way psychiatrists say ADD and ADHD when they want to drug your child

"I'm afraid your child has ADD. I think he should try Ritalin.
"YOU WANNA DRUG MY KID???"
"Madam, you don't understand. The situation's precarious. Your child suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

.gq

.gq is the country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Equatorial Guinea. It is one of the free domains given away by the dot.tk website.
If you see a website ending in .gq, 99% of times it's a scam.

"I won an iPhone at a website ending in .gq! Now my social security check is mailed to Nigeria."

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017