ADHDfidget's definitions

Goodnight Moon

Arguably the worst children's book ever written.
Especially because it implies something else. Something not meant for children.

"I bought 'Goodnight Moon'. Obviously, it was not the type of moon I hoped for.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

lamed vavnik

Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.

No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

wiktatorship

a wiki that porports to be a dictionary that anyone can edit, but if someone tries, his edit will be promptly reverted by a wiki editor.
This makes the wiki editor feel good about himself.

Wikipedia used to be a good site, but now it's a wiktatorship.

by ADHDfidget May 3, 2017

QED

A philosopher's way of saying "Booyah"!

"And thus it follows that x=12 you dumb shit! Booyah! Errr... I meant QED!"

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

fidgety

1)Feeling edgy, wired.
2) Feeling hyper, like a five year old with ADHD.

"I feel fidgety today. Maybe I should buy a fidget spinner

by ADHDfidget April 27, 2017

.gq

.gq is the country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Equatorial Guinea. It is one of the free domains given away by the dot.tk website.
If you see a website ending in .gq, 99% of times it's a scam.

"I won an iPhone at a website ending in .gq! Now my social security check is mailed to Nigeria."

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017