Poohorn

To insert something poo-related into a conversation which is otherwise non-fecal

Me and Jeremy were just discussing the Gaza Strip when Jemima showed up and said, "I shit myself on a plane flying over the Gaza Strip a few years ago. "Wow", said Jeremy. "You really poohorned that in there".

Poohorn by poohorn April 21, 2017

PooHorrendous

A rock solid poo with massive girth.

Yo cuz! I don't speak Spanish, so tell your drunk mom to get out of my bed because I have a poohorrendous coming on and I need to hurray to the trailer park shared restroom.

PooHorrendous by Johnny B OX June 30, 2015

Poo Horn 

As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).

My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!

Poo Horn by Quants April 28, 2006

Poo Horn 

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

Poo Horn by 6dia6hal6 July 1, 2011

pooporn 

***Warning - This is discguising***

Slang for Pornography where the participants use human "poo". Usually ingested fresh from the rectum.

Slang by melissa =p

"Please poo in my mouth, i find it such a turn on, oooh oooh - what the fuck have you been eating??"
"oh lumpy theres a bit of sweetcorn"

pooporn by djchrissy August 20, 2004

poophorn 

A general asshole.

Shut up you poophorn you.

poophorn by christmill May 26, 2012

poooorn 

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hey your poooorn video was amazing

poooorn by moksnjernr April 9, 2021