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Poohorn

To insert something poo-related into a conversation which is otherwise non-fecal
Me and Jeremy were just discussing the Gaza Strip when Jemima showed up and said, "I shit myself on a plane flying over the Gaza Strip a few years ago. "Wow", said Jeremy. "You really poohorned that in there".
by poohorn April 21, 2017
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PooHorrendous

Yo cuz! I don't speak Spanish, so tell your drunk mom to get out of my bed because I have a poohorrendous coming on and I need to hurray to the trailer park shared restroom.
by Johnny B OX June 30, 2015
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Poo Horn

As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).
My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!
by Quants April 28, 2006
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Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion
After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn
by 6dia6hal6 July 1, 2011
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pooporn

***Warning - This is discguising***

Slang for Pornography where the participants use human "poo". Usually ingested fresh from the rectum.

Slang by melissa =p
"Please poo in my mouth, i find it such a turn on, oooh oooh - what the fuck have you been eating??"
"oh lumpy theres a bit of sweetcorn"
by djchrissy August 20, 2004
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poophorn

Shut up you poophorn you.
by christmill May 26, 2012
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poooorn

hey your poooorn video was amazing
by moksnjernr April 9, 2021
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