E-Teasing

Teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i.e. couldnt be arsed with foreplay
I spent 20 minutes on Redtube last night E-Teasing myself before I tackled the missus
by 6dia6hal6 March 24, 2012
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Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion
After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn
by 6dia6hal6 July 01, 2011
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