poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people

"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"

by josh February 7, 2003

poonanist

a person who reeks of rotten pussy or a odd breed of ass

Trent Flemings is the perfect example
"Damn you poonanist.Shower"
"I did this morning"
"Damn!"

by josh February 7, 2003

Armani poonani

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.

- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.

by markyspeaks April 18, 2005

Poonani

Noun. Slang word for the vagina. Pussy Cunt Muff

Do you want to smell my poonani?

by Anonymous November 4, 2002

Poonani

pussy

I wanna hit that wet poonani

by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018

Pooganis

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.

I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.

by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011

Poonmeister Chang

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.

'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009