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Pookish is a way that someone txts, this includes misspelling words, making someone get really confused on what they are trying to say, and typing like an 80 year old man.
“What in the world was he even trying to text?! I can’t understand any of it!!”
“Oh he must have been txting in pookish”
pookish by Quietandpeacefull July 2, 2019

poonafish 

Discovered in the early 1800's by Ethipian muff-divers off the coast of the Vaginal Islands, south of Cape Clitoris. The poonafish is a rather foul smelling fish related to the bearded clam. It can only be found in tropical waters and may be infectious.
Arnelda, realizing he was quite famished, walked down to the corner store to fetch himself a poonafish sandwich. He was later diagnosed with ghonnasyphilherpelaids.
poonafish by poop December 22, 2004

Potatish 

potate is to love so potatish is to be loving
She isnt very potatish.
Potatish by Parker57 October 30, 2011

pookishmish 

i want to have sex with you, pookishmish
pookishmish by madafacka June 23, 2021

Pookalishus 

Pookalishus is a best friend who you love dearly and cherish them.
“You will forever be my Pookalishus bestie”
Pookalishus by anonymous January 31, 2023

Pookalish 

A term of endearment used by. friends or partners. Normally used to describe someone you love or are very close to.
Girl 1 Here's that hair tie you needed

Girl 2 Oh thanks Pookalish
Pookalish by miafoosh1709 March 16, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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