poofening

the transformation of straight to gay.

"as soon as Lance flipped his wrist limply toward those big sweaty truck drivers i knew the poofening effect was now irreversible"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

poofyfinger

Poofyfinger is a derogatory name given to anyone who plays games too much using a mouse. It is the next generation medical term, much like how Carpal Tunnel Syndrome became known in the past fifteen years.

"Johnny, you better stop playing those games, or else you'll develop a poofyfinger"

Doctor: I'm sorry Susan, it is absolutely necessary to amputate your poofyfinger

Patient: ok

by poofyfinger November 24, 2006

poopening

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014

Poofnigga

A nigga that seams to apper out of no ware.

"That nigga just came out no ware"
"Bitch, dat a poofnigga"

by poofnigga March 1, 2010

Poppening

A play on whats popping and whats happening? it's a question whats up whats going on it's how red recognizes red how you greet your boys in the hood.

Red: ayo playa whats good
game: whats poppening my dude
Red: Chillin' chillin'

by redman1game May 21, 2011