poofening

"as soon as Lance flipped his wrist limply toward those big sweaty truck drivers i knew the poofening effect was now irreversible"

poofening by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

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poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

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Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

Ninja poofing by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

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poofyfinger

Poofyfinger is a derogatory name given to anyone who plays games too much using a mouse. It is the next generation medical term, much like how Carpal Tunnel Syndrome became known in the past fifteen years.

"Johnny, you better stop playing those games, or else you'll develop a poofyfinger"

Doctor: I'm sorry Susan, it is absolutely necessary to amputate your poofyfinger

Patient: ok

poofyfinger by poofyfinger November 24, 2006