Pooch Smooch 

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

Pooch Smooch by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021

Pooch Smooch 

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.

Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.

Pooch Smooch by BadAtty September 10, 2022

pooch cooch smooch 

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.

I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!

pooch cooch smooch by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009

scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

scooch the pooch by 123456789! January 15, 2009

smooched the pooch 

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

smooched the pooch by Bky April 8, 2007

Poochmooch 

Someone who attends a party or other social gathering and ignores the people and spends the whole event in a corner petting the dog 🐕

Renee is such a poochmooch I invite her to my wedding reception and she hangs out with my Schnauzer the whole time!

Poochmooch by angrycelt March 11, 2022

smoochy woochy poochy 

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.

Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

smoochy woochy poochy by Unicornflufcupcakesprinklemagi November 28, 2018