Definitions by BadAtty
Feral Paralegal
A feral paralegal is an unsupervised or barely supervised (as in, “I met the lawyer once at last year’s Christmas Party”) paralegal who cranks out divorce and custody documents, prenuptial agreements, wills, and other documents typically for a flat fee commonly ending in “99”.
According to the Great Marshal Willick, Esq., feral paralegals are unlicensed, unregulated paralegals, operating divorce mills either entirely unsupervised, or under the farcical fig leaf of a token listed attorney, who often is not even in the same city as the paralegals being “supervised.”
Feral Paralegal by BadAtty October 22, 2025
Randosexual
Randosexual is when a person is sexually attracted to basically anything except for what they have at home. Picking up strays at the bar? Randosexual. Hitting the new girl at the office? Randosexual. Slipped and fell into a waitress? Randosexual.
Yeah, I had to get rid of Marcus. After he gave me 3 STD’s, I decided he was just too randosexual for me.
Randosexual by BadAtty July 17, 2025
Time to make the donuts
9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$
Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑
Time to make the donuts by BadAtty January 14, 2025
Bench Specialist (BS)
A position on a sports team, in which a player rarely, if ever, gets any playing time, and spends all or most of the season on the sidelines.
Taj: Bro, you know that he went D1.
Luhtwan: Yeah, what position?
Taj: He’s playing BS.
Luhtwan: What’s that?
Taj: Bench Specialist
Luhtwan: Bahahahaaaa Bench Specialist (BS) 🤣🤣🤣
Luhtwan: Yeah, what position?
Taj: He’s playing BS.
Luhtwan: What’s that?
Taj: Bench Specialist
Luhtwan: Bahahahaaaa Bench Specialist (BS) 🤣🤣🤣
Bench Specialist (BS) by BadAtty January 14, 2025
pupterfuge
Pupterfuge is when your dog lies to cover up something else. For example, when he comes over and pretends like he just wants snuggles, but really he’s just doing it to get close enough to lick your ice cream bowl.
Dooby Doo pretended he loved me, but clearly it was only a pupterfuge to gain proximity to my ice cream bowl. P
pupterfuge by BadAtty March 14, 2023
Pooch Smooch
A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Pooch Smooch by BadAtty September 10, 2022
Pibble dribble
Pibble dribble is that long stringy drool that hangs from the cheeks of pit bull type dogs when a tasty food substance is around. Pibble dribble is also what you get all over your face whenever you get a pooch smooch from a pibble…which is always.
Pibble dribble by BadAtty September 10, 2022