4 definitions by BadAtty
A Bald Karen is a man-karen that doesn’t have enough hair to be a Ken. It’s more like a Dave. Bald Karens eat at Schlotsky’s and own small fluffy white dogs. When they complain to the manager, they do it in a nice midwestern-y kind of way.
Hey, girl, did you see that Bald Karen over there complaining to the manager, but being too nice about it? That’s a red flag. You know what I’m talmbout?
by BadAtty June 3, 2022
Pupterfuge is when your dog lies to cover up something else. For example, when he comes over and pretends like he just wants snuggles, but really he’s just doing it to get close enough to lick your ice cream bowl.
Dooby Doo pretended he loved me, but clearly it was only a pupterfuge to gain proximity to my ice cream bowl. P
by BadAtty March 15, 2023
A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
by BadAtty September 10, 2022
Pibble dribble is that long stringy drool that hangs from the cheeks of pit bull type dogs when a tasty food substance is around. Pibble dribble is also what you get all over your face whenever you get a pooch smooch from a pibble…which is always.
by BadAtty September 10, 2022