Definitions by angrycelt

United States Volunteer Rangers 

A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country

I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!

Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.

United States Volunteer Rangers by angrycelt March 11, 2022

Pyrotechnicnecrofelicbeastiality 

One who enjoys having sex with flaming (or exploding) dead animals

I didn't even know what Pyrotechnicnecrofelicbeastiality was until I caught my husband in the garage with his pants down, holding a blowtorch and a roadkill possum!

Pyrotechnicnecrofelicbeastiality by angrycelt March 11, 2022

Poochmooch 

Someone who attends a party or other social gathering and ignores the people and spends the whole event in a corner petting the dog 🐕

Renee is such a poochmooch I invite her to my wedding reception and she hangs out with my Schnauzer the whole time!

Poochmooch by angrycelt March 11, 2022

Kiss the button 

A foil fencing term in which you annoy your opponent into raising his guard by constantly poking them in the mask until he knocks your blade away opening him up for a legal thrust. Term referring to the rubber safety button on the end of a fencing foil

He way way too good at defense so I made him kiss the button until he got so pissed that I easily got him with a stop-thrust

Kiss the button by angrycelt April 10, 2015

fruit house 

a womans genetalia

She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her

fruit house by angrycelt April 6, 2015