PooTrap

A small baggie you magnetically clamp around the edges of a dog's butt which collects the crap they take while on a walk, eliminating the need to pick up after them.

Walking your dog just got easier with the PooTrap! No poops, no oops!

by The Real Driller October 12, 2023

pootra syndrome

When you say/type a word wrong for several times

Him: Hey hwo are you?
Woh are you?
Ohw are you??
Her: i think you have the pootra syndrome

by Ma naem jeff January 14, 2018

PoutRaped

When a Prodestant conservative headteacher sexually molests a pupil in a comprehensive school then to bite their penis off to achieve an erection to penetrate Roman Catholic students

Oh god I'm gonna get PoutRaped

by Oopsijustdidit November 30, 2017

Poo trap

To be stuck in a long conversation that you cannot escape.

Look at Mark over there, he is stuck in a poo trap!

by poonephew October 13, 2018

Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

Pooptrap

The highly grotesque act of leaving excrement on the seat of a public restroom toilet, in hopes that a desperate individual will unknowingly sit in it and be covered in poo.

I left a pooptrap in the restroom at McDonalds and a fat man, rushing to the toilet, fell into the trap!

by The Ass Punisher May 6, 2010

pootractions

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010