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poo porn 

Pornography wherein one involves fecal matter in the erotic display.
Auara Snow sucked off Buck Naked and he shot off a juicy load over her eyebrows. Meanwhile, James Jamesly is doing her in the butthole, pounding away, but can't yet achieve orgasm. Auara has an idea: she farts a spattering shower of shit into his face and he ejaculates all over her mid section while rubbing the crap all over her. He then says "that's quality poo porn!"
poo porn by Popcorn Chicken May 29, 2005
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Poo Porn 

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
Poo Porn by Kent no January 4, 2020
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Poo porn 

When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole
‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’
Poo porn by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021

Porno Poo 

The art of having to get naked everytime you take a shit, taking all your clothes off so they don't smell.
Friend A: "Where've you been?"
Friend B: "Just been for a porno poo"
Porno Poo by Super S-Dog November 28, 2010
***Warning - This is discguising***

Slang for Pornography where the participants use human "poo". Usually ingested fresh from the rectum.

Slang by melissa =p
"Please poo in my mouth, i find it such a turn on, oooh oooh - what the fuck have you been eating??"
"oh lumpy theres a bit of sweetcorn"
pooporn by djchrissy August 20, 2004

poopornot 

It kind of explains itself.
I can’t decide if I have to poopornot
poopornot by Poopiedont October 4, 2021
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