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poo canoe
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poo canoe • poo poo canoe • Pantene Poo Canoe • Launch the Poo Canoe • poo • POO-POO • poo poo heads • Poo-ron • poo butt • poo jabber
Launch the Poo Canoe
"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
Launch the Poo Canoe by biggerspeck December 7, 2007
poo poo canoe
hey mica, i just took a dump and now i have the worst poo poo canoe. i need to shower asap. hundo-p.
poo poo canoe by chown1babe September 14, 2014
Pantene Poo Canoe
Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Pantene Poo Canoe by We are Budju May 11, 2024
Poo cancer
Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.
Poo cancer by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020
Poocanoe
(also party pooper)
1. noun One who sucks the fun out of life
2. noun An event which puts a damper on one's day
3. verb - poocanooing - The act of destroying another's fun
(alt. form) panoo
1. noun One who sucks the fun out of life
2. noun An event which puts a damper on one's day
3. verb - poocanooing - The act of destroying another's fun
(alt. form) panoo
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