Poo Canoe

The turd that floats on the surface of the toilet water as the toilet overflows

when the toilet over flowed the turd went floating through the bedroom like a little Poo Canoe

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009

poo canoe

A stank butt crack. Or other stankie hole.

Man John still stuck his thing off in her "Poo canoe."

by Mudmonkey January 28, 2008

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

poo poo canoe

when you wipe from back to front, thus creating a poo poo canoe.

hey mica, i just took a dump and now i have the worst poo poo canoe. i need to shower asap. hundo-p.

by chown1babe September 14, 2014

Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024