Poocanoe

(also party pooper)

1. noun One who sucks the fun out of life
2. noun An event which puts a damper on one's day
3. verb - poocanooing - The act of destroying another's fun

(alt. form) panoo

1. You tore the button off my favorite sweater, you poocanoe!
2. Quit poocanooing my day cuz your life sucks!

by MikLin November 7, 2010

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

Poo Canoe

The turd that floats on the surface of the toilet water as the toilet overflows

when the toilet over flowed the turd went floating through the bedroom like a little Poo Canoe

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009

poo poo canoe

when you wipe from back to front, thus creating a poo poo canoe.

hey mica, i just took a dump and now i have the worst poo poo canoe. i need to shower asap. hundo-p.

by chown1babe September 14, 2014

poocano

(n) massive fecal residual
(adverb) eruptive behaviour related to the act of defecation
(v) to shit

damn, that dude just poocanoed his drawls.

by eitstripe June 11, 2003

poocano

A conical mound of poo resembling the shape of a volcano. Commonly found in concert/festival portaloos and broken toilets of parties.

"i'd rather sh*t my pants than go near that poocano "

by d.widget August 3, 2007

Poocano

A cumulative mountain of fecal matter
Alternatively

A mountian of poop, each individual turd creating its own crater.

Don't go in that porta-shitter, I just left a massive poocano

by Lyfe lessons with Ann May 23, 2016