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Definitions by biggerspeck

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.
"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
Paul: "Did you make in with that drunk girl last night?"

John: "No, just out..."
Make In by biggerspeck November 26, 2007

cantelope tester 

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

Working on my masters degree 

I told her I was working on my masters degree.