by biggerspeck November 26, 2007
Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.
by biggerspeck May 17, 2007
"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
by biggerspeck December 07, 2007
To masturbate; to jerk off.
by biggerspeck May 16, 2007