To masturbate; to jerk off.
I told her I was working on my masters degree.
by biggerspeck May 03, 2007
by biggerspeck November 05, 2007
"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
by biggerspeck November 12, 2007
Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.
by biggerspeck May 04, 2007