4 definitions by biggerspeck

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
by biggerspeck November 12, 2007
Paul: "Did you make in with that drunk girl last night?"

John: "No, just out..."
by biggerspeck November 5, 2007
Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.
by biggerspeck May 4, 2007