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Definitions by biggerspeck

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.
"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
Launch the Poo Canoe by biggerspeck December 7, 2007
Paul: "Did you make in with that drunk girl last night?"

John: "No, just out..."
Make In by biggerspeck November 26, 2007

cantelope tester 

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

Working on my masters degree 

I told her I was working on my masters degree.