Ponthus 

The sexiest dude on planet Earth.
Has a huge penis and can make women cum just by looking at them.
Also is very smart with an iq of 650

Girl 1 - hey lisa, isnt that Ponthus?
Lisa - yes it is he is looking this way
Girl 1 - omg i just came and squirted in ny panties when he looked me in the eyes
Lisa - i know i did too..

Ponthus by Sexygirlwithabigass96 November 22, 2021

Pontus 

A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love

Hot girl: hi
Pontus: hi

Hot girl: whats your name?
Pontus: pontus
Hot girl: "melts"

Pontus by Penis master art December 12, 2016

chris pontius 

chris pontius is one of the leetest jackass stars. he was in jackass, jackass the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. he is commonly referred to as party boy. 90% of the time you see him he will be in a thong.

Chris pontius is cool as fuck!

chris pontius by markese October 25, 2005

Pontius Pilate 

Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions.

A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.

Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate

Pontius Pilate by seekeroftruth March 21, 2009

Pontius 

The ultimate persecutor. If this person is against your way of living, sense of humor, or ethics, he or she will do whatever they can to take you down.

Sam did not enjoy the jokes I was making about Jimmy. He is so Pontius

Pontius by Richie Melps August 8, 2010

Chris Pontius 

Probably the coolest person on Jackass and isn't afraid to light his penis on fire or show it off to the world. Pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in Tampa Bay. He can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. He doesn't think it's wrong to be strong.

Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"

Chris Pontius by the dirty dancer October 25, 2011

pontus 

A very attractive male.

Hot girl: That guy is definitely a pontus!

pontus by N00bsorsuniteagainstallcoolkids May 18, 2006