Pontdrone 

The act of talking nonstop while claiming you are not stalling in a stream of Final Fantasy XIV. Generally this occurs for 2-3 hours in length.

"Hey you want to watch that one streamer we like so much?"
"I don't have time to listen to a Pontdrone today as I have to have a root canal"

Also
"This teacher is Pontdroning on and on and on"

Pontdrone by acaDamien August 9, 2022

pontooned 

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

"Oh, you got pontooned."

pontooned by Cameron November 8, 2005

Postroned 

When an event or activity has to be postponed until after the the COVID-19 Pandemic has recessed.

The music festival has been postroned indefinitely.

Postroned by Dakotaa46 April 6, 2020

pontoone 

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.

Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.

pontoone by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

pontooned 

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.

"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"

pontooned by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

pontooned

The act of being confused and pondering.

“A kitten just did a somersault”
“Did that make you feel pontooned”

pontooned by Rodnaldi Bich June 16, 2026