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The act of sucking upon a woman’s (or man’s) ponytail until you complete.

“Yo, my mouth be tired as sin.”

“Probably from that 9 hour ponejob you gave that fella last night.”

Ponejob by Smortch September 1, 2018

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popejob

A blow/hand job from a woman who has shook hands and/or conversed with the pope.

Mary gave Sam the nastiest popejob after sunday school.

popejob by Samiamnoe November 29, 2015

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Pokéjob

The act of getting a blowjob while playing Pokémon on a DS or a Gameboy.

I love getting a Pokéjob from my girlfriend, she's the best!

Pokéjob by zackkattackk* May 1, 2010

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Phonejob

When you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual Handjob.

Jacob: Paul what are you doing?!

Paul: Oh my girlfriends texting me, she's giving me a Phonejob.

Phonejob by Peppered January 21, 2014

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poonejob

a brown skinned thing that wears towwels on their head and worship things that grow out of their asses and blow eachother up with bombs

ex1: Welcome to the quicky-mart

ex2: where to?

poonejob by SIC April 11, 2004

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Poonejob

Suicide bomber. Towel wearing and smelly.

- We went to go to the store but it blew up and we saw a poonejob fly out.

Poonejob by Mike4325654645 March 12, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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