Ponejob

The act of sucking upon a woman’s (or man’s) ponytail until you complete.

“Yo, my mouth be tired as sin.”

“Probably from that 9 hour ponejob you gave that fella last night.”

by Smortch September 1, 2018

popejob

A blow/hand job from a woman who has shook hands and/or conversed with the pope.

Mary gave Sam the nastiest popejob after sunday school.

by Samiamnoe November 29, 2015

Pokéjob

The act of getting a blowjob while playing Pokémon on a DS or a Gameboy.

I love getting a Pokéjob from my girlfriend, she's the best!

by zackkattackk* May 1, 2010

Phonejob

When you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual Handjob.

Jacob: Paul what are you doing?!

Paul: Oh my girlfriends texting me, she's giving me a Phonejob.

by Peppered January 21, 2014

poonejob

a brown skinned thing that wears towwels on their head and worship things that grow out of their asses and blow eachother up with bombs

ex1: Welcome to the quicky-mart

ex2: where to?

by SIC April 11, 2004

Poonejob

Suicide bomber. Towel wearing and smelly.

- We went to go to the store but it blew up and we saw a poonejob fly out.

by Mike4325654645 March 12, 2009